Tuesday, September 23, 2008

What a difference a Universe makes!

In parallel Universe #37 (just one over from our own), Condoleezza Rice fulfilled her parent's wildest dream they'd prayed for her since childhood -- she became a world renown concert pianist!

In our own Universe however, prayers are sometimes answered as they are misheard, i.e., Condoleezza Rice became her parents worst nightmare -- she became a world despised disconcerted penis.

U.S. secretary of state Condoleezza Rice says the west must stand
up to Moscow's "bullying."

"The picture emerging from this pattern* of behavior is that of a Russia increasingly authoritarian at home and aggressive abroad," proclaims Rice.

* "Russia’s intimidation of its sovereign neighbors, its use of oil and gas as a political weapon, its threat to target peaceful nations with nuclear weapons, its arms sales to states and groups that threaten international security, and its persecution—and worse—of journalists and dissidents and others."

(Condoleezza Rice, who carries a "big stick"
but lives in an empire made of straw.)


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