Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Finally, 'The New America' under Bush is official!

Quote of the Month:

"Not every wrong, or even every violation of the law, is a crime."
Some of your new rights under the new lawless America:
  • You no longer need appear anywhere when subpoenaed by anyone (especially the U.S. Congress).
  • If suspected of conspiring with another in commission of a crime, you may choose to testify together with your co-accused to keep your stories straight.
  • And most importantly, when testifying, it is your right to refuse to take an oath to tell the truth.
*(Attorney General Michael Mukasey - member of the D.C. white collar gangbangers)

5 comments:

D.K. Raed said...

No wonder Muksie didn't know if torture was illegal. But now with this new definition, it doesn't matter, for even if it is a violation of the law, it may not be a crime.

Utah Savage said...

Makes me want to go on a crime spree.

dada said...

I wonder which of those democratic senators I heard bitching about this latest pronouncement from our AG voted to confirm him?

eProf2 said...

Schumer and Feinstein. "Give the man a chance to stand up against the president." Yeah, right!

horsedooty said...

reckon the cops here in Ft Worth will allow me to skate using that logic? Opens up some possibilities.

¡yo soy Horsedooty!