Resolution #837: "I will stop contradicting myself." Hillary Clinton
(author of the book "It Takes a Village to Raise a Child" and U.S. senator voting to bomb the shit out of children in her 2002 support for George Bush's war)
Whoops, Dada apologizes. In her book, "It takes a village to raise a child," senator Clinton was speaking about American children!
In her vote, "It takes a bomb to raze a village," sen. Clinton was apparently speaking of Iraqi children.
Resolution #9 (of the not-so-famous): "I will stop being so confused." Dada