Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Shrinking World of George W. Bush

A gaunt, worried Dana Perino is booked, fingerprinted
and mug shot in Minneapolis. (photo by Dada)

DATE:
14 September 2009


WHERE: Minnesota

WHEN: Midnight

WHAT: A state issued war crime indictments law becomes effective. Following the January, 2008, lead of tiny Brattleboro, VT - the first - "to draft indictments against President Bush and Vice President Cheney for crimes against our Constitution," Minnesota becomes the 19th in a list of cascading states to enact similar legislation since Bush's departure from office on January 20, 2009.

(During his presidency, Vermont is the only one of 50 states George Bush never visits.)

Minnesota's new law, similar to the those of Massachusetts,
New Mexico, Oregon and Washington, is expanded to include indictments against Bush cabinet members and staff as well; as accomplices aiding/abetting in the commission of acts of high treason and international war crimes.


WHEN: 12:37 a.m


WHERE:
Concourse B, Northwest Airlines gate 19, Minneapolis St.Paul International Airport, Minnesota

WHO: Dana Perino, fourth and final White House Press Secretary for George W. Bush

WHAT:
Awaiting
departure of her flight to Denver, CO. Due to inclement weather, the flight has been canceled.

WHERE: At the Northwest Airlines check-in counter, an alert NWAL employee and life-long democratic party member, accidentally spots the name "Dana Perino" on canceled flight 137's passenger manifest. She promptly alerts airport security to a possible fugitive on Concourse B.

WHEN:
1:37 a.m.

WHERE:
Minneapolis Police Headquarters: A gaunt and physically shaken Dana Perino is booked on suspicion of high crimes and treason. She is finger printed. Her mug shot is not exactly a glamor shot.

WHEN: Later that day. Bush, Cheney and others learn of Perino's Minnesota detainment. Bush smirks, laughs, and is heard to say, "Caught where she shouldn't have been, huh?" It's one of his jokes that will become increasingly rare in the months ahead.

WHAT: Encouraged by Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse's (D-RI - "yes, I know, ironic last name, isn't it?") independent criminal review of activities of the outgoing Bush administration since the new legislature convened in January, plus the first state's arrest of Dana Perino (there will be three more in states she got caught visiting she shouldn't have, eighteen more states enact war crime and treason laws against the former Bush administration.

Is the U.S. slowly regaining its former reputation as a "nation of laws"?


(* Watch for possible future arrests as Dada is able to channel them.)

50 comments:

enigma4ever said...

omg...you are killing me....I will have to send folks here....

( the Eric Holder hearings this am ROCKED....yeah....I cheered CSPAN...."Waterboarding IS Torture EVEN WHEN the Pres Orders it !!!!)

holy shit.....Change has Come...oh please let it include perp walking and LOTSA Handcuffs...

enigma4ever said...

okay...I included you- this post in the Obama Countdown Post-the Roundup for today..( 3rd post down over at Watergate)....

Best Laugh of the day...

thanks...

;-)

Dada said...

enigma: Thanx for the plug of this particular blog over on Watergate Summers! Just know, I always appreciate it - especially coming from you. Glad you enjoyed it.

D.K. Raed said...

The mere thought of this actually happening has got me all excited! Freedom burns fiercely in Vermont and other states, sometimes only cities within those states, who have declared themselves to be Bush-Free Zones (to include Cheney and the many other perps who've had their "way" with us for 8 long years now). ps, I was gonna make a Dick reference to Cheney & how tired I am of being used against my will, but D.K. did not approve of that mental image ~~ Deke

Anonymous said...

You are pathetic.

Anonymous said...

You have got to be the biggest douchebag I have ever heard of. Things are sooo much better with Barry. /sarc People like you, and your oh so intelligent reader are the biggest threat to American sovereignty in over 200 years.

VagrantThorn said...

Just so I'm clear, Obama is currently committing war crimes by sending over more troops to "Bush's war"?

Dada said...

Yep, so it appears, VT. But then, recent history of the U.S. Presidency would indicate a continual stream of war criminals inhabiting the White House.

Anonymous said...

Kinda of fun to think I can go places GW Bush can't.

Dada said...

Anon: Yes, with Vermont there are TWO places we can go that Bush and gang can't: there and prison!

Anonymous said...

OMG. What a bunch of losers. Come on up out of your Mommys' basements and breathe in the air of reality.

Anonymous said...

Try to make a real criticism of this blog rather than ridiculing the writer and those who make comments. Who knows? You might be able to post a genuine criticism.

Anonymous said...

Such B.S

Anonymous said...

How many Muslim dicks do you suck a day?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you be more specific in your criticism.

Dada said...

To the penultimate "Anonymous" blogger above (I shall just refer to as "potty mouth"): I wrote this blog (originally posted here in 2008), intended as humor, to entertain. But it was also based on reality, as recent excursions by George Bush to such places as Canada and Africa remind, as well as his cancellation of his trip to Switzerland this past February out of fear of being arrested for his crimes as our president.

In that Potty Mouth and several other shunners of International Law posting here don't appear to be amused is unfortunate. It's obvious they buy into the pablum fed them by our system of torturers and war criminals (to include Obama and members of his gang as well). But when you live in constant fear of Third Worlders, blowing the shit out of it, out of them, is your white man's burden, I guess. To keep your fearful asses safe, right?

Anonymous said...

If their was sufficient evidence proving Bush did anything illegal then the justice department should go after him. However, regarding the water boarding you all seem to think was torture then why did they pass a law after Bush was out of office to declare it illegal? The reason any president who gives two shits about this country would do the same thing after 9/11.

Secondly just so were clear international law does not supersede American law in America. So it doesn't really matter what Switzerland or any other country says about Bush.

Comrad Out of Touch said...

I am amused by these pathetic narcissist hating on people that accomplish something. I know the US should apologize to the world for being successful. I’m sorry that people who want to make a better life for their family and don’t want to hand it off to the government or people that would rather sit on their thumb and suck the tit of Obama’s “fairness” dry. Of yea… no I’m not.

Dada said...

"An Empire’s power depends on its ability to control the cultural stories and language that shape our collective understanding of our world and our choices as a species. Empire stories induce a kind of cultural trance that conditions us to accept the dominator relations of Empire as just and righteous and to dismiss talk of alternatives as naïve, dangerous, or even sinful."

From the above (written by David Korten),the invective invoked, Comrad Out of Touch's own narcissism displayed and hubris in comments here, it appears this particular blog has attracted what our empire would consider some of its finest citizens (and consumers of the pablum, The Kool-Aid or whatever they must consume to induce their collective "cultural trance").

Anonymous said...

Bush, Cheney, Rove & Co. stole the 2000 Presidential election when they forcibly, physically shut down the recount in Palm Beach County, Florida, subverting our democratic system of government and the U.S. Constitution, so all of their fraudulent and illegal activities that followed should come as no surprise to the critical observer. Of course they should be imprisoned for the rest of their lives for mass murder and theft of our national treasure. They are part of an internationally coordinated effort by white supremacists to wage a cultural war by White Evangelical Christians against anyone who is not, with the ultimate goal of turning the U.S.A. into a Protestant Christian Theocracy. This is why they sent a spy to a meeting of peace activists which I attended back in 2004, where the spy, an cranky elderly white man asked if there were any lawyers present. This is why when I called MSNBC to report volume level manipulation occurring only while a progressive or liberal was speaking on my channel 63 with Cox Communications my phone call was interrupted by a series of phone button beeps and diverted to a Spanish recording. Rise up people and fight for your country--don't let Romney win--the gloves are off!!!

Anonymous said...

WOW! I have no idea how to reply to the previous post except to say I'm setting a reminder to call my broker and place a buy order on aluminuim since there wil be a run on tin foil hats. The US military water boards it's own service members to understand it's effects and prepare them for it. If other countries followed our lead they would only use it in extreme circumstances. By the way I've not seen any calls for the filthy SOB's who beheaded US citizens on film to avoid Vermont. Most likely is they'd need a heads up to arrange a parade for them. I used to enjoy trips to Vt never again will I spend a dollar there.

Blaine P said...

I always heard that Liberals and Progressives didn't have a brain, but, never believed it, until now. It's sad that American Liberals haven't studied history or know about what our Constitution stands for (or they have and truly want to turn the U.S. into the Socialist mecca that the EU is). Am hoping that PIPA and SOPA will be defeated so sites like this can stay up (for you Progressives/Liberals - those are the bills that your icons want to pass so they can limit free speech on the web). God Bless you all.

Dada said...

To the previous two comments immediately above: I find the reasoning of both difficult to follow, so convoluted -- hence confusing -- is their reasoning. While Anon. appears to already be overly invested in aluminum, and Blaine, your remark "American Liberals haven't studied history or know about what our Constitution stands for" (what Constitution (?) -- it's being systematically dismantled by the Bush/Obama admins.) followed by some babble about socialism.

What a frightening world it must be for those socialism fearing among you, to see seniors drawing social security & getting Medicare; active duty and retired military receiving free health care care; public schools for your kids, unemployment for the jobless.

How it must pain you to drive to work on public roads and and highways, enjoy nat'l parks on vacations, or call for assistance as your house is burning to the ground.

But thanks, Blaine, for advocating for the defeat of PIPO and SOPA. Not just for the benefit of liberals, but for all Americans.

Anonymous said...

What BS is this photo. The date shows 1963 which is before she was born!

Dada said...

Anon: If 2-3-63 is a birthdate, that's SO right, being as it's "before she was born!" But, whoa, you already said that didn't you? (Or, it could be testament to good plastic surgeries maybe? J/K!)

Or, OR, maybe you missed my comment re this blog, which was "(originally posted here in 2008), intended as humor, to entertain" while drawing attention to more serious considerations.

But I took that blog down because of the tremendous number of "Dana Perinophiles" upset after following their search engines to this particular blog for pictures of her, because she is "hot" or in search of her personal physical attributes, etc. (gathered as a result of all the negative comments they excreted here).

After a time, I reposted this blog thinking maybe the Perinophiles might have refocused their obsession of her on someone else. (Apparently not all of them.)

(*Please note: Dana Perino, an attractive young woman, was never intended as centerpiece for this blog but rather metaphor for the real criminals of the regime she had served. Sadly, it's turned out by her angered admirers, the real point is missed, i.e., the perps of international crimes for which we are all still paying [under the Obama admin. as well!] escape deeper examination. The "nice folks" like Cheney, Bush, Rove, Gonzales, Rice, Perle, Rumsfeld, Powell, Tenet, etc., etc., ad nauseum, still walk among us, freer than you or I.)

Anonymous said...

include Obama and his commie,black bigoted. anti Constitution minions for his crimes against America

Dada said...

This blog was originally written before Obama assumed office. But if you read my previous comment, it applies equally to him as Bush, sans the Communism (get a grip, know the meaning of the slurs you toss around, and your racism [a sad testament to the state of the US today]}. Drop those and we're basically on the same page, i.e., we could be united in our cause -- unless, of course, I happen to be black (or brown) in which case you'd probably just prefer to shoot me I suppose.)

DennisKirk said...

what a bunch of idiots

Anonymous said...

It's photo shopped over a real "booking" photo of Sonja Houglid. Arrested in 1963 for prostitution. Nice try.

Dada said...

Anonymous: Of course this was a photo shopped image. (This was a fictional blog.) But congratulations -- excellent research work. Obviously, your knowledge of prostitutes far exceeds mine. And I apologize for Google sidetracking you, as with so many others who seem to end up here, in search of pictures of "Dana Perino 'HOT'". If only you were as astute re what's happening to the nation and your shrivelling rights within it as a result of the Bush and Obama regimes.

Anonymous said...

How do I end up on these sights full of low IQ Dolts?

Anonymous said...

I'm with anonymous above (7/13)... if our rights shriveled under Bush, they've all but disappeared under Obama... we are at last the doomed generation. Hang on, everybody! The fools have entered the city, and they are taking it over block by welfare-driven block...

wlcovusmc said...

What an awful thing to write about such a good person (Dana Perino), regardless of your intentions of humor OR reality.

David Brayton said...

ROFL whoever made up this propaganda is a pathetic fuck. Oh I see it was Dada you miserable pig. Lololol

Dada said...

@David: Thanks for the comment. Just imagine when (or if) you get to high school, take a literature class and learn about satire, how much your capacity for humor will grow! (I'm really excited for you.)

jerry said...

Yes Dada and when you get through middle school and you learn what is funny, satirical or not. I know you see nothing "satirical" about how Obama has routinely worked around the constitution while in office.

Autrey said...

This is so ridiculous. But folks, it is against the law to assassinate a foreign leader, yet President Obama, with Nato participated in the killing of Gaddafi in Libya.In fact, at the time, Gaddafi was on the CIA payroll. And it is Obama that sent a missile to kill a 16 year old American born citizen. If the shoe fits, wear it.

Autrey Lisa said...

To those who say Bush "stole" the election in 2000, you are forgetting the facts of that night. The networks projected Al Gore the winner of Florida by about 20,000 votes. Indeed, in Palm Beach County, because the democratically controlled county decided to use a butterfly ballot, the only county in Florida to do so, approximately 19,000 voters, by their own mistake, yes because the ballot was confusing, voted for Pat Buchanan instead of Gore. So Bush stole nothing. He got lucky.

Anonymous said...

Dada, I hope you die of Aids.

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Dada said...

@ Anonymous above: Sadly, you reveal YOURSELF as the idiot by not reading my previous comments. But hey, that's America these days, huh -- rush to judgment.

Your not forthcoming apology accepted

Dan said...

Although I wasn't happy with Bush as a president towards the end, he is generally great person. He has done more for aids research and awareness than literally anyone on Earth. Obama encourages under age sex and birth control for 15 year old girls without permission from their parents. That's the smallest of Obama's views I don't agree with but it doesn't matter. He's got 3 fully fledged scandals about to blowup with 2 more in the oven. If he doesn't get outed I have no more faith in the intelligence of the people of our country. I hope it's just blind ignorance and not stubborn pride that all these idiots still won't admit Obama is deeply involved in these scandals

Martin G. said...

How sad it must be for you to realize that if W. were to run against Obama right now, that Bush would probably win.

And if you're honest, you must also acknowledge that despite this poorly-written mastabatory fiction, there is a far greater likelihood of officials at the highest levels of the Obama administration facing charges for *actual* crimes against the Constitution and the people of the United States.

Anonymous said...

Was this a joke!!!

Anonymous said...

More like a Nation of idiots.

ObamaSUCKsMichelle'sMANHOOD said...

Obama legacy

FINALLY JimmyCarter is not worst president

Anonymous said...

You leftist Communists are So Stupid. This never happened - Go back to your crack pipe and incestuous dreams with your parents (who are cousins)

magicalbeck said...

This post is INSANE.

Unknown said...

KAG 2020.

Rick said...

Not exactly a glamour shot? That's gotta be the best looking celebrity mug shot I ever saw. Especially knowing it's 2am after a long day, canceled flight and then this happens to her. You guys are just jealous. Dana Perino is a class act. And Stunningly Gorgeous!