Saturday, August 30, 2008
More proof Homo sapiens is a dead-end species! (QED)
Sarah Palin, former beauty queen and mayor of Wasilla, second runner-up to Miss Alaska in 1984 and now in the middle of completing her second year as governor of the nation's "northern most Southern state," suddenly finds herself just months away from placing the fore finger of her right hand upon John McCain's, gently resting atop the little red button of total global nuclear annihilation, in wondrous testament once more to Homo sapiens' undeserving reputation as the pinnacle of evolution and viability as a legitimate species.
Palin is shown here detouring southward toward Minnesota, being drawn by four of her state's most majestic, yet endangered, polar bears (note: two of the above are now deceased, one shot and eaten at the hand of governor "I-eat-what-I kill" Palin herself) for her rendezvous with destiny -- debates against Joe Biden and the ultimate prize, a chance to push that little 'red button.'
(Don't worry, Palin eats what she kills!)