ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - President Bush has urged Pakistan's military leader to hold parliamentary elections. Bush, himself a master of illusion and the opportunistic photo op, has promised Musharraf aid and instruction on how to conduct "democratic" (rigged) elections.
Bush has also strongly suggested Musharaff shed his army uniform. "A conservative western blue suit and tie assures citizens of your legitimacy and purity of intentions," Bush assured. "Unlike a military uniform, it puts people at ease."
"Of course, if a bit more swagger is desired," Bush suggested Musharraf "look no further than Afghanistan's Karzai for inspiration."
"Military garb should be avoided at costs," said Bush, "save for those times when landing on an airfield or carrier deck in a U.S. provided F-16 fighter jet to announce you've just accomplished your mission, like winning a war."
"In photo ops like those, military garb is excusable as a necessity. And you can't help it if your flight suit displays to other nations your codpiece. It gives 'em a bad case of the willies," Bush assured Musharraf with a wink and a smile.
2 comments:
I think Bush's slightly-used codpiece counts as foreign aid ... just pack it with damp US $$$. He's already packing his supreme court, at Bush's suggestion, I'm sure.
Now you've got me wondering if under all those conservative blue suits, Bush IS wearing some sort of uniform ... maybe THAT's what that back-bulge really was in the '04 debates.
funny dk....
and when this is over and done with - i think the real truth will be stranger than fiction..IMHO
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