Wednesday, February 22, 2006

At G.E., we bring good things to "light"

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush did not know about a deal to hand over operations at six major U.S. ports to an Arab company until after his administration approved it, the White House said on Wednesday.

Yet his National Security Agency has the need to know everything about Americans in violation of their constitutional rights by spying on them.

If you believe Bush never heard of this deal before its approval, you may want to consider replacing your dim bulb upstairs with one of higher wattage. If you have any doubts about the White House claim he didn't know, you may want to consider replacing the dim bulb in the oval office with something brighter.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good grief, and we're supposed to just trust him on this? One look in his batshit bloodshot eyes & you just know life would be so easy for him if we would just all go away. Not so fast, Georgie-Boy. His loyal base, the ones who'd follow him down to a sunless sea, are getting a tad concerned about the mid-terms. D.K.

dada said...

Well D.K., knowing we just can't all up and leave ol' batshit bloodshit eyes (wow! loved that one...is there such a thing as double alliteration? [If not, I think you just invented it!]), looks like he'll have to resort to Plan B:

"It'd be a lot easier if this was a dictatorship and I was the dictator!"

Oh wait, we're already doing that, aren't we? It was the only way. Katrina NOLA showed genocide doesn't work--it's way too slow.

Of course, one thing I do owe Bush? Cutting my social circle by half. Yes, we've managed to trim 50% of our (former) friends from our lives.

Those would be the dumbfuckingidolatorworshippingmoron
penisheads still licking the jack boots of these draft dodging chickenshits born of privilege with silver forks up their asses who send others off to maim, kill, be killed or return maimed; something these types bloodlust after, but don't have the stomach or courage for themselves. (They'll just use our kids instead!)

And you know? I really don't miss having to rub elbows with that former half of my social circle.

dada said...

BTW, I sure like this new way of expressing myself sans the use of expletives/obscenities. Next time I see her, I'm going to have to thank e4e for the language lesson!

Anonymous said...

Re: Batshit Bloodshot ... the "real" phrase is Ratshit Batshit from an old Geo Carlin routine which I can't repeat since the next line seems derogatory to women & I won't go there (I'll save it for if Condi actually gets installed). And I liked your run-on expletive, but don't know how to use it in public (except under my breath). We definitely owe e4e "big time" !! D.K.