Thursday, November 17, 2005

Warning to Americans traveling in Asia

President Bush demonstrates the proper precautions to be taken whenever you encounter an Asian while traveling in Asia. Aware of the extreme health threats to Western Civilization by new strains of Asian bird flu working overtime to transmute into a human-to-human transmitable disease, Bush carefully inspects the hand of South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun for avian lice, chicken feathers and bird shit before shaking it.

Photo by Kim Kyung-Hoon / Reuters

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