Tuesday, February 03, 2009

NOTICE: You've been warned!

Last Thursday I was sitting at the High Desert Brewing Co with my laptop on the bar composing a blog for Dada's. As I drew a sip of my IPA, a young lady sat down next to me. She noticed me typing. Moments later, while waiting for her pint of ale, she turned and asked, "Are you a blogger?"

Reflecting for a second I replied, "Well, the window in the back of my Honda has a sticker that says 'Lefty Blogger.' For almost four years now I've been writing on this blog nearly everyday. When I'm not, I'm reading other's blogs, so I guess I am."

She said, "Well, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower or watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

Later, a couple sat down next to me and one of them asked, "Are you a blogger?"

"Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian," I said.


The lesson I learned that afternoon at the High Desert was well worth the price of two pints of India Pale Ale. It wasn't a lesson about sexual preferences. It was a lesson about the flawed wiring of my logic. Readers of Dada's Dally may want to keep that in mind when reading blogs here in the future.


* Attribute: Today's Dada's Dally is an adaptation of a joke from the book, "Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes" by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein


enigma4ever said...

wow...now I am really confused....maybe I need to drink India Pale Ale and it will all be clear to me...or maybe I should blog in public and learn Something..

keep blogging...or drinking ? or ???thinking...



PTCruiser said...

It all makes sense to me now. Awesome.

xandtrek said...

I spend a lot of time thinking about beer. What does that make me? A brewarian? Maybe Dada is a lesbian brewarian?

Border Explorer said...

Holy cow, glad I read this story today.

Dada, I've got something for you at my place:
come see!

Stephen said...

This subject raises the following urgent question: WHICH female server at HDBC is the lesbian?