Reflecting for a second I replied, "Well, the window in the back of my Honda has a sticker that says 'Lefty Blogger.' For almost four years now I've been writing on this blog nearly everyday. When I'm not, I'm reading other's blogs, so I guess I am."
She said, "Well, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower or watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
Later, a couple sat down next to me and one of them asked, "Are you a blogger?"
"Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian," I said.
The lesson I learned that afternoon at the High Desert was well worth the price of two pints of India Pale Ale. It wasn't a lesson about sexual preferences. It was a lesson about the flawed wiring of my logic. Readers of Dada's Dally may want to keep that in mind when reading blogs here in the future.
* Attribute: Today's Dada's Dally is an adaptation of a joke from the book, "Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes" by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein