Saturday, January 03, 2009
Let's get the hell out of Dodges!
Ok, that's it. Chrysler, get your shit together, pack it up, and get the hell out of town!
Of all the flippant-assed demonstrations of insouciance at the torrents of economic hardships (in part, of your own creation) inundating the nation, the world; for all the insensitivity you continue to demonstrate as regards growing energy shortages and shrinking options in the face of creeping environmental disasters ahead, you continue to crank out crap while on the government dole to prevent your own total financial meltdown!
And we're supposed to bail your sorry ass out! Huh?
I'm talking about having to endure those brainless commercials these past few days during 'breaks in the action' of bowl games across the land; of watching grown asinine men acting as prepubescent boys in your big *390 hp Hemi-powered Dodge Ram* 'toys' speeding across raw desert landscapes at 93 miles per hour, crashing through fiery explosions and narrowly missing fatal 12 ton swinging pendulums, inspiring American youth to follow the example of your idiot boy-men.
Please, Chrysler, it's time to fade into the pages of history with all others like yourself who lost touch with reality and overstayed their welcome. Time to pull your head out of the hour glass sands of time where it's obviously firmly planted and get the fuck out of Dodge! (pun intended, I guess)
[It is with no particular pride that Dada notes he lived in an age of dinosaurs.]