Saturday, January 03, 2009

Let's get the hell out of Dodges!


Ok, that's it. Chrysler, get your shit together, pack it up, and get the hell out of town!

Of all the flippant-assed demonstrations of insouciance at the torrents of economic hardships (in part, of your own creation) inundating the nation, the world; for all the insensitivity you continue to demonstrate as regards growing energy shortages and shrinking options in the face of creeping environmental disasters ahead, you continue to crank out crap while on the government dole to prevent your own total financial meltdown!

And we're supposed to bail your sorry ass out! Huh?

I'm talking about having to endure those brainless commercials these past few days during 'breaks in the action' of bowl games across the land; of watching grown asinine men acting as prepubescent boys in your big *390 hp Hemi-powered Dodge Ram* 'toys' speeding across raw desert landscapes at 93 miles per hour, crashing through fiery explosions and narrowly missing fatal 12 ton swinging pendulums, inspiring American youth to follow the example of your idiot boy-men.

Please, Chrysler, it's time to fade into the pages of history with all others like yourself who lost touch with reality and overstayed their welcome. Time to pull your head out of the hour glass sands of time where it's obviously firmly planted and get the fuck out of Dodge! (pun intended, I guess)

[It is with no particular pride that Dada notes he lived in an age of dinosaurs.]

3 comments:

D.K. Raed said...

Now I'm REALLY glad I missed the game. That would've pissed me off! Listen, I don't even know what a Hemi-Powered Ram is, but it sounds like another powerful piece o'crap catering to the consumptive society. yes, consumptive!

We DVR'd it, intending to watch it later sans ads, but then EK accidentally saw the final score on some news station, so he decided he didn't need to watch it, for which my eardrums are eternally grateful.

eProf2 said...

Amen! I was struck by out of touch all the car ads were with the new reality. GM trying their darnest to sell us $75k Cadillacs; Dodge selling their biggest trucks; even Toyota selling the Tundra. The next bailout to the Big Three should only be provided if they agree to build light rail, solar systems, et cetera.

Oh, by the way, did you see that God told Pat Robertson the US will embrace socialism starting in 2009? My response: What took God so long to say it?

enigma4ever said...

I too am sick of car ads....toooooo many .....I love the photo of the special car sitting in the field though...it would look great in my yard...

sigh...

Happy New year....