Thursday, July 31, 2008

GRRRRR!

ISRAEL'S FAVORITE LAP DOG

AMERICA, ITS PET BULLY,
trained to jump through hoops for "cookies," reassured its Israeli masters Wednesday it stands ready to attack and take a big bite out of Iran's ass before Bush, Cheney and Condoleezza "Oil Tanker" Rice leave office. ("It just depends on how poorly John McCain is doing in the polls come October," an unnamed source confided.)

3 comments:

Border Explorer said...

In the name of everything holy, WTF??!!!
The bastards are bound and determined to kill us all and take down the whole world in the process.

eProf2 said...

The infamous October Surprise? I wouldn't be surprised at all to see BushCo give America the gift that keeps on giving: defense contracts!

dada said...

Whoa, you two are up and at it early this morning. I was still busy editing online (I gave Sam the day off -- Dog Days of summer, you know?)

I'm wondering if these ongoing threats aren't quite as 'noisy' here to we natives, but speak loud and clear to our bedfellows in Israel and that Axis of Evil nation we're trying our best to provoke into attacking us?