Mr. and Mrs. Dada in the post Bush--Cheney World War III era digging forInterstate 5 near the designated beach "safe zone." This was taken just after
Mrs. Dada uncovered a seat cushion from a '97 Coupe de Ville.
(October 28, 2008) ~ Dada says: "Hi everyone! Me and
the Mrs. are having a great time here at Torrey Pines
St. Beach just north of San Diego. Wish you were here!
the Mrs. are having a great time here at Torrey Pines
St. Beach just north of San Diego. Wish you were here!
(Note: While you can't tell from the photograph, we feel incredibly
safe here. That's because the entire beach is totally terrorist free!)
safe here. That's because the entire beach is totally terrorist free!)
4 comments:
Dateline: 20 A.B. (After Bush)
Hello, Mr & Mrs D! Hope this letter finds you well & recovered from your day at the beach. Sorry it has taken so long to respond to your postcard. Postal Service here on Mars is still quite primitive.
As you may have gleaned through your heavily censored news, Mars was originally set up as a Detention Camp for those who were deemed Incurably Contaminated with Quaint Constitutional Ideas. I'm still not sure how I made that list, but since all my assets were seized & no appeals allowed, Mars became my new home. It was surprising that the colony was officially closed after reaching full capacity a mere 10-days after opening.
We were sorry to see all our previous interplanetary communication attempts labeled as foreign terrorist plots. So the latest news of your new Global Leader, Dalai Ghandi, has filled us with high hopes for a future peaceful reconciliation.
We are very busy at this moment constructing the proper Hazmat Suits that will enable us to revisit Earth. Your postcard has been invaluable in this regard.
Hope to see you soon! ~~ D.K.
Hi D.K. ~ Nice to hear from our Martian friends. BTW, hope you have some extra room in the trunk before you depart for your Earth visit. If so, could you pack some frozen Martian polar ice? All our water seems pretty badly contaminated.
(You probably couldn't help notice my grotesque hand from the photo, but were to nice to ask about. I got it from swimming in the ocean, I think.)
Dear Mr. D: We are hitching up the polar ice pack now & hope it travels well through the void & is not melted immediately upon entry into your now thoroughly warmed earth air. We've also perfected cheap solar energy & are bringing that, too. We hear the fossil fuel didn't work out too well, but that was probably the fault of those dinosaurs not dying in sufficient qty to keep you supplied forever.
Your "grotesque hand" has confused us. Our finest minds have been unable to penetrate its exact meaning. If you are asking us for more sea cucumbers, I'm afraid our technology has not been too successful in that regard. Perhaps you could give us a clue. ~~ D.K.
i wanted to comment on your post but your comments are far better - grin...
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