Monday, August 06, 2007

You can run, but your stink will find you. You can't escape good stink!

Ah, it's August again. August has become my favorite month. Why? Because our "representatives" in congress have left town, which means for the next month I won't have to go to bed at night fearing news the next morning of how those glazy-eyed assholes are abetting the despots in the white house in the dismantling our constitutional rights.

I'm beginning to see how it works. You run up important legislation which adversely affects the basic rights of each and every American against a deadline, in this case the annual congressional August recess. We all know caution is cast to the wind when one is faced the urgency of impending recess or vacation. It's a chance to get away, even if it includes throwing our Bill of Rights into the flames of a once greater nation.

Or maybe I'm way off base here. Maybe congress' eagerness to get out of town is simply a rush to escape the stench of their own stink.

So, this past weekend, congress refused to restrain despot Bush and Cheney's power (while previously granting them immunity for abusing it!). Whatever the reason, 16 democratic U.S. senators and 41 democratic U.S. house representatives turned republican and voted with their opposition to strip away more of our few remaining rights by allowing Bush to conduct even greather warrantless surveillance upon on us.

While I have my own theories on how this shit could be happening, I'll leave it to historians to analyze how a select group of representatives sent to Washington by the people to check the powers of the executive branch laid down, rolled over, and allowed themselves to be screwed (again!) in our names.

All day long, the lyrics of songs have been running through my head that speak to how this could happen. Of how 57 democrats turned republican and sold us down the river that leaves each and every American up a creek.

The first one to come to mind, thinking of the bastards who are now co-conspirators in the death of this nation was:

Everybody's talking at me,
I don't hear a word their saying,
only the echoes of my mind.

And then the Midnight Cowboys mounted up and rode rapidly out of the stench of that town, hoping if they rode fast enough, they'd escape their own stink.

6 comments:

enigma4ever said...

great post...now love I gotta correct the song- old fart that I am....
Everybody is talking at me...
I DON'T HEAR A WORD THEIR SAYING....
like the echoes of my mind..

So I think you are right they do kind of sneak off and out, like little skunks waddling away from the stink...and I would know , now that I am a skunk expert...

Anonymous said...

ohhhkaaay, you know if it's Harry Nilsson, it's "I don't hear a word they're saying". If it's the Stephen Stills cover, it's "can't hear a word they're sayin'". Who's the older fart now, hmmm? Maybe we should put it to a referendum vote by our vacationing congress, the same congress that decried the iraqi congress' taking a month off. Better yet, keep ours from resuming their duties next month until they reinstate our civil rights.

Dada, I don't think they can even smell their own stench anymore. Olfactory overload is a bitch. Unfortunately (or fortunately), some citizen's noses are still operational.

Did'ya hear a half-naked guy breached the WH fence today? Maybe a stmnt about exposing the bastards and bastardettes? Too bad he waited til everyone was out of town. ~~ D.K.

Anonymous said...

Skanky Senators Slink from Stenchy Stink like Slithering Snakes.

Can YOU say it fast 10 times?

azgoddess said...

aww, lighten up dude -- seems you got the impression that those old fellas that we elected to clean up washington town were working fer us

nope - they have and always will be working for the almighty dollar...and the corporations that give it out so freely...geeze if people would just stop buy shit - then we would be free as they (corps) would have to money to buy off our reps...

Dada said...

enigma: Thank you sooo much for sitting in for my missing editor. You're, of course, absolutely right and "down" appearing in those lyrics instead of "don't" was the fault of careless proofreading.

It's a long story, but Sam is still in the process of "coming back down" after being selected to star in a Humane Society spot for that org's annual telethon this past weekend. It aired a couple of times on our local channel 7 and ever since they came to the house and filmed him, he's been kinda "aloof". The mistyped lyrics, while my responsibility, is totally Sammy's fault. (ahem)

TY.

Raed: Remember Nilsson's...

"You're breaking my heart,
you're tearin' it apart,
so 'Fuck You!'"

that's what I sing in the back of my mind to the president each day. And that's the politest thing I can think to say to him. The rest is unprintable.

az: You're entirely right. If only I could my expectations out with the weekly trash, I'd be a much happier person, wouldn't I? Why, I'd be a republican, or a democrat, or fuckin' idiot, wouldn't I?

In lieu of that impossibility, I could just repeat Got Dem's tongue twister five times.

Psychomikeo said...

Let's make vacation = unemployment
Vote the basTURDS out. I wonder what would happen if all the soldiers got together & said "you know what we're going on vacation too" or if all the US tax payers got together & said "you know we're going on vacation from paying our taxes too" Remember it's our money feeding this war machine. Wouldn't be nice to say "NO WAR FOR YOU,,, NEXT!!!" just once.