Saturday, June 09, 2007

The World According to Carp! (Or as my dyslexic classmate used to say, "The World According to Crap!")


Time to check in on the latest spewing of those drippy lips of hypocrisy so characteristic of the Bush administration.

Today's words of sanctimony come in the form of a warning to Turkey amassing troops on its border with Iraq. They are spoken by none other than our own secretary of state, former Chevron oil tanker and mushroom cloud promoter, Condoleezza Rice, to wit:

it's "not good for anybody for a robust move across the border...not good for Iraq and not good for Turkey."

Wisely spoken after her country's disastrous 2003 robust move across the Iraq border which turned out to be "not good for Iraq and not good for 'Turkey' (in the form of president Bush and his vice president, "Big Dick" cheney).

It also turned out to be not good for the United States. (But, hey, there haven't been any mushroom clouds over America, so I'll give her that. Not yet anyway.)

2 comments:

eProf2 said...

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new folder on your computer.

2. Name it "George W Bush"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of
"George W. Bush?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

Psychomikeo said...

LOL@ eprof2