Something new to remove those embarrassing warts.

Ugly White House warts are gone in no time!

Let's face it. Are you tired of feeling uncomfortable or embarrassed like millions of Americans today because of the unsightly wart on your nose, chin, hands, back or ass? Are you treated like a leper, or reluctant to be seen in public, especially overseas, with that wart causing foreigners to look upon you with disdain? All because that nasty growth is the instant tip off you are an ugly American?

Perhaps you have tried other treatments like those weak and ineffective remedies "The House" or "The Senate," only to be left with the same ugly warts to embarrass you day in, day out?

Then it's time you tried the one effective treatment against embarrassing warts. The one that works where others won't.

Simply cover the entire wart. Normally, one application is all that is necessary. However, for the more persistent and prevalent White House strain, several applications may be necessary before those unsightly growths leave. Just be persistent and sure to apply until all warts are gone!

They will disappear. Guaranteed!

(Coming soon from Dada Labs: A new line of ointment preparations for the relief of itching, burning, and painful discomforts caused not by those warts, but by yet another major White House annoyance!)