Wednesday, November 22, 2006

In a parallel universe just two doors over from our own....

The most successful international sting operation in history was concluded in Vietnam earlier this week.

Led by Norway and a cooperative consortium of 17 other nations acting collectively, a defiant George Bush (formerly president of the United States) and an elite group of 10 other national leaders, to include China's former president, Hu Jintao, and former president Vladimir Putin of Russia, are shown at the Tân Sơn Nhất International Airport just before boarding a plane and being whisked off to an International War Crimes and Criminal Activities Court in Spitsbergen, Norway, where each will be tried for various and sundry international transgressions against humanity.

The apprehended leaders had been lured to Vietnam with the promise they would partake in a super-secret two day/one night slumber party, to include many lavish and unspeakable party "favors." The much anticipated pajama games didn't come off, however, leaving attendees disappointed it was, instead, the big bust many had been secretly fearing in private for years. They just never imagined it would really ever happen.

But in the "real" world, things like that do happen, in the parallel universe just two doors over from our own.

4 comments:

D.K. Raed said...

I always love your parallel universes, dada! the alternate bush seems upset over finding the only size pj's that fit him are powder blue. fabulous hot pink is so much more his style. perhaps that explains why when everyone else in the lineup can manage a normal facial expression, he looks like he's tongueing loose teeth back into his gums. those must've been some "party favors". ~~ D.K.

PTCruiser said...

Thank you, Dada. I can now wake up with a smile on my face safe in the knowledge that at least there is a parallel universe where justice prevails.

Anonymous said...

I sometimes wonder about parallel universes too, Dada....

I must say, that large expanse of blue silk does nothing for Bush -- the flight outfit suits him so much better...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and Mrs. Dada and your family....

Dena

dada said...

Hi...hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving.

Yes Dena, parallel universes, multi-dimensions and people with two or more faces intrigue me also.

I even ponder the Big Bang; if there's enough dark matter to overcome its expansion. (As a very bright HS student told me recently, it's the velocity of it all, not the matter that matters.)

But I lose sleep some nights wondering if--just say there was-- sufficient matter to overcome this Universe racing to escape itself and it suddenly ground to a halt, then reversed itself and began the big contraction (or Gnab Gib as I like to call it), would time also reverse and all of history would repeat itself--in reverse?

A kind of cosmic karmic universality. Just think, people would relive their lives in reverse, undoing all the good and bad they had done during their span here on little old Earth. (In Bush's case, that be "undoing all the bad" he'd done. I can't remember the good.)