Tremendous Middle Eastern Opportunity - New Listing.

For Sale By Owner:

Location, location, location! Just on the market! Won't last. This one's centrally located where the action is!

Nice! Approx. 171,000 sq.mi. of one-of-a-kind desert acreage. Opportunity for right buyer/s to acquire this most desireable property located in nice middle eastern neighborhood. Older area in historic district mostly off the grid with water from two rivers. Also has waterfront access to Persian Gulf with nice views. Property borders stable and culturally rich neighborhoods Syria, Turkey, Jordan and Iran.

Needs work. Includes all structures on property, most damaged & needing repair making this a great fixer-upper for the handyman. Currently has 25 million tenants with 100% occupancy rate.

Owner anxious. Forced to sell to avoid financial and moral bankruptcy. Will consider all offers. (Please note: Mineral rights NOT transferrable and will be retained by current owner.)

Assumable mortgage. May take over payments. Owner will also consider trades with particular interest in properties in the Venezuelan neighborhood.

Open house: Property open for viewing anytime. Best to visit unannounced so as not to disturb or upset tenants. For further info, contact owner's agent C. Rice, Washington, D.C. anytime except Augusts.

(Dada note: I wrote the above to help president Bush unload Iraq after learning earlier this week he's decided not to uphold his commitment to rebuild that nation. Apparently, we can't afford it anymore. This is probably because of two factors:

1.) the graft and corruption which permeates the no-bid contracts to Cheney's Halliburton and its subsidiaries is more expensive than originally budgeted for. Transfer of the public treasures to private industry and individuals has exceeded all administration expectations, but the bloated expenses and cost overstatements required are now bankrupting the nation.

2.) rebuilding a nation in this state is foolish because we are still in the process of destroying it. Anything actually rebuilt presents an irresistable target for U.S. aerial bombers that have mostly reduced Iraq to rubble. Dada reminds: Who hasn't target practiced their shooting skills by setting up bottles on a fencepost? After a hit that reduces the target to shards, one doesn't set up the shards to shoot. No, you put up a new bottle to destroy. Kaboom!)

(If anyone has a suggestion for the above ad to help move this property quicker, feel welcome to a leave your comments. Thanks!)