HOMELAND SECURITY SUGGESTIONS:Personal identification information on the new National Identification Cards to be issued to every American citizen will include each individual's collar size. If you do not know yours, it is strongly suggested you have your neck measured, recorded and that information placed in a safe place for future use.
This will save time when applying for your mandatory individual I.D. card, with the additional advantage of minimizing the national rope shortage being anticipated by the Department of Homeland Security.
2 comments:
Yikes, makes me feel like Anne Boleyn (another redhead) ... "but I have such a small neck". D.K.
Oh good anon. That'll save Chernoff some rope. Maybe to save him even more, just don't stick yours out.
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