I just heard a brief report on CNN Headline News. Former FEMA director, Michael "You're doin' a helluva job Brownie" must have finally milked his last dime from FEMA as a post Katrina analyst of what went wrong. I say that because he's starting a new job.
Seems Brown is forming his own firm. What doing you ask? Why, he's forming an emergency consulting agency to advise companies how to avoid the inadequacies, failures, breakdowns and incompetencies that occurred under his post-Katrina FEMA directorship.
Okay, I've pinched myself. I'm awake. So if this isn't some really bad dream, a comedy of the absurd or parallel universe where up is down, then I must be flippin' nuts.
If you run a company and are concerned with its management should disaster strike, wouldn't the best thing you could do to avoid extreme catastrophy and chaos be to steer clear of our greatest living symbol of one?
Man, these guys with silver spoons up their, ah, mouths really amaze me. Instead of a career of scam jobs bilking honest money from trusting citizenry with disingenuous pretensions at expertise, why not go out and get a real job Michael Brown?
This time of year, there's oodles of seasonal openings. Maybe if you don't screw it up, they might even keep you on in a permanent position after the holidays. Now, that'd be honest work.
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