Friday, August 05, 2005

Mathematical Impossibilities

President Bush enjoyed his 320th day of vacation yesterday since taking office in January 2001. Rumors that the president is attempting to honor each and every fallen G.I. in Iraq by taking a day off in their honor have been flatly denied.

An unnamed statistician from California State University has shown any such attempt would be impossible.

"President Bush could take the rest of his second term off starting tomorrow and it wouldn't begin to approach the number of fallen soldiers. This is not counting the number of our military members who will die between now and the end of Bush's remaining term!" he added coldly (as only a statistician can).

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